Shit Sleeve

Seriously, when are they going to create over the shoulder nappies?! 

We all know to expect poo to seep out of the top of a nappy at some point, but nobody prepares us for how frequently it happens. Always at the most inconvenient time. Although I guess there’s never actually a great time to be beckoned forward to wipe away poo from the entire surface of a human back.

I’ll give you an example. We’re heading out  to meet family, I would have had several ‘don’t be late’ warnings (Mum of two babies is ALWAYS late surely?!) 

It goes like this, am proudly leaving the house composed, which is rare. Haven’t forgotten anything, achievement. We actually look smart, practically unheard of...then I sense it. It could be through either, smell, touch or sheer fear, but I know the unthinkable has happened...AGAIN!! 

Utter chaos unfolds. My baby is screaming because he’s covered in poo. My toddler is throwing a massive tantrum because we were about to leave the house, but have reversed into what may as well be a haunted mansion. I’m trying to do what I do, without getting poo under my nails, down my trousers and across my blouse. 

Done! With success, apart from a tiny poo smudging around the cuff of my sleeve. I fold it over and leave. My only option as we’re already 20 Minutes late and my children literally would not cope if I changed. 

We eventually arrive, the day is lovely...until someone asks what’s on your blouse 🤦🏼‍♀️